This is great...I always wanted to be a doctor! In a story anyway...not in real life! LOL
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Reva54fan |
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This is great...I always wanted to be a doctor! In a story anyway...not in real life! LOLSharon
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Tania in Pennsylvania |
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Oh no...whatever will I do?? I sure hope Gary in Pa. is strong enough to handle an.....oh I can hardly say it....an ...ingrown toenail.....
all I need now is for my long lost sister...you know the one with good, healthy toes to move in on my man, after all guys are always suckers for that... the suspense...plus how will I ever deal with hiding my toe crisis and the new bed and breakfast I'm cooking up with Lighthouse.... What a great SL I love it..BRAVO!! Guy I can't wait to see what happens next....you are the best!! Tania in Pennsylvania
![]() ![]() Josh: You know what I said before about guarantees. Reva: That there are none. Josh: Well I still feel that way, but there are promises. I can't promise you perfection, but I can promise you that everything that I have and everything that I am is yours when you are ready..........Goodnight. --Valentines Day Episode 2002: Bring back Jeva...... |
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Freebird2424 |
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I just saw this for the first time today!!!! I'm quite observant, huh? I should have been the blind lady!!!! Great stuff, Guy. You are too much. Keep em, coming!! Definitely need a ho-sister to move in on Tania's man!!! Jamie (Freebird, yes the song was named after moi) |
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Guy I |
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Part 4..................
Tania takes a cab home. Limping terribly she goes through her closet to find a more comfortable pair of shoes. She can't so she decides on her slippers instead. She looks out the window to see Gary building the tree house. She has to go out to see him. But how will she cover up her limp? Elizabeth plans her strategy for her running for mayor. She believes that every one in CCville should be safe. She ponders the idea of everyone carrying a 357 magnum, but quikly decides against that. She thinks everyone should have a guard dog. Nah to that also. Too much poop to clean up in CCville. Karate lessons. Hmmmmm, she thinks. Its poopless, its safer than guns. She calls Shelly on her idea. Shelly loves the idea, but asks, who will teach the town karate? Elizabeth says she will look around town. The three Police Woman, Police Woman, Police Woman, MASA, Malar, and Freebird find clues to the crime. They question many of the guests in CCville Towers and get a clue as to who the robber is. Feeling like that have put in a good days work, finding a porthole, and finding clues including who may be the crook, they feel its time for some cappaccino and some desert. How about dinner asks Malar. Fine with us. GuyI is walking towards his room at the Daze Inn. Daisey approaches him. She asks the strander if he needed anything to keep warm. Abother blanket and an extra pillow would do nicely answers Guy. The maid will bring it up shortly says Daisey. If there is anything I can get for you, and I mean anything, just call down to the desk. Yes I will, thank you. Does that include a free room service for tonights meal? Daisey answers, anything. Guy enters his room and just closes the door when someone comes from behind him and hits him over the head. Guy falls to the ground. Aunt Princess comes down from her late afternoon bath, and hugs her nephew Phillip. You know Phillip, this town can be yours someday. I know say Phillip. I'm starting to work on that now. I want to be mayor you know. Yes I know Phillip, but you are destined for more. With our fortune, and our looks, we can dominate this town, this state, the country. Aunt Princess, I agree, but I need to tell you something. What is it dear? There is some one else in my life. I am.............................. Who will teach every one karate in CCville? Who hit Guy over the head? Who will pay for the bill that the Police Woman, Police Woman are enjoying, and who else is in Phillips life? Stay tuned for Part 5...........................now a commercial on diaper rash and making baby fresh. Guy:
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Tania in Pennsylvania |
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Gary and the treehouse *tear*..
Guy, I loved the whole thing Tania in Pennsylvania
![]() ![]() Josh: You know what I said before about guarantees. Reva: That there are none. Josh: Well I still feel that way, but there are promises. I can't promise you perfection, but I can promise you that everything that I have and everything that I am is yours when you are ready..........Goodnight. --Valentines Day Episode 2002: Bring back Jeva...... |
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Whatever Tania does next, I'm sure she will be wearing a red dress.
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Tania in Pennsylvania |
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Hmmm..I wonder what type of red dress does one where to a treehouse building site...and will I be able to find matching slippers that don't hurt my toe.... LOL!! Tania in Pennsylvania
![]() ![]() Josh: You know what I said before about guarantees. Reva: That there are none. Josh: Well I still feel that way, but there are promises. I can't promise you perfection, but I can promise you that everything that I have and everything that I am is yours when you are ready..........Goodnight. --Valentines Day Episode 2002: Bring back Jeva...... |
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ImShellyC |
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Elizabeth and I would help you shop Tania, but we are swamped interviewing Karate instructors and designing election posters.
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yellowrose1 |
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.....AND,I have always dreamed of being wealthy,good looking and domineering.
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Part 5.........
Elizabeth and Shelly are bombarded with various blackbelts from dojo's all around town. They had no idea they would get this many applicants. Shelly recommends they move to the towns high school gym for the interviews and demonstrations. Elizabeth makes a quick decision and tells Shelly to handle the interviews and she will begin her campaigning around town. Elizabeth sets up a small speaker and mic and a table with different campaign buttons, bumper stickers and the like. She begins speaking and a crowd begins to collect in front of her. She gives an arousing speech and tells everyone they must make themselves strong, and defend themselves from evil within CCville. She closes her speech by giving her campaign slogan...."Be safe, and be happy. Believe in me...E!" Tania walks out to the treehouse. Gary says the reporters from the local tv station and the newspaper will be coming out later in the day for pictures of the family and the tree house. Tania sadly tells Gary she can't be there. The restaurant called and she has to go back to work for a huge anniversary dinner party. She wishes him luck and goes back into the house. Princess calls for the limo to be brought out front. She tells Phillip she is going out to check up on the others mayoral campaign. Princess laughs as she sits in the back of the Limo. These silly towns epople will watch me take over this town, and they will not be able to do anything about it. And Phillip, ha, he won't take over this town. He will report to me. As she heads into town Phillip picks up the phone and calls his wife. Hi sweetheart. Its me. Me, Phillip? Yeah, I know it has been awhile. No, I am not, no, no, yes, yes I will. But I just wanted to tell you; yes, yes dear, don't worry, I'll take care of that. No she will not get away with that. Yes dear, I'll call again soon. You take care. Hugs and kisses. Yes I know you like to get mushy on the phone. No, no one is listening in. No one is home either. You want to what? Oh honey, yes that sounds good. Oh sweetie yes.....................! Malar, Masa and Freebird finish their eating tirade. They run up a tab of $247.89. How are we going to pay for this on a cops salary. Even between us we have only $35.67! We can't just walk out! Freebird suggests they offer to wash some dishes to pay for the tab. Malar in turn says we could leave here and no one would even notice they've left. The Porthol;e they all say in unison. But LaMurphette, the owner of the CCville Towers is watching them closely. She watches as the three cops head toward the hallway at the entrance. She watches them walk into a coat rack and then disappear! She follows them into the coat rack. Elizabeth is very excited about her rousing speech. She knew she will get some votes from this. There is no way she feels, that Phillip can overcome her in the voting. Elizabeth begins her walk to the hotel. She comes across a small quaint little lingeree store. She walks in and finds a sweet little red teddy she knows her husband will love. It has the garters, stockings and sheer cover robe all packaged together. She tells the clerk, "I'll take it!" Meanwhile, back at the Princess Mansion we hear, Oh Yes! YES! Yes! Yeeeeesssss! Thats it. Don't stop! "Hello, this is the operator! Do you wish to make a call?" Ummmm, sorry, I'm on with my wife. "I'm sorry sir, she hung up a few minutes ago!" Oh, I'm sorry. "Don't be sir, that was fun, can I call this number anytime?" Ahhh, no, says Phillip. Goodbye. If Shelly has seen one insrtuctor, she has seen 100. She narrows the list down to a dozen. Elizabeth will have to decide from here. She bigins to pack up her things when she is approached by one of the instructors. "You pick me, yes?" Well I don't know, you were all very good says Shelly. No, you must pick me, not dem, me. If you rike where your nose is you pick me, yes? Well, heavens, says Shelly. I don't think you need to threaten me. "I make you feel rike turkey on Tanksgiving if you no pick me!" As she starts to run away, the instructor goes into a stance and begins to viciously swing his right arm down towards Shellys neck. She screams. Just then a hand comes between her neck and the instructors fist. The instructor's punch is blocked and from the corner of her eye she sees the structor being hit across the head with a foot and then followed by a lightning quick punch to the chest. The instructor flys backward onto the floor unconscious. Two other instructors come to their friends aid. They too are met with lightning quick kicks and punches as they to fall to the floor in pain. Shelly looks up, dazed, and shook up, and sees the man who saved her. She puts out her hand to shake his hand and looks into his eyes smiling................................. How much staying power does Phillip have on this long distance call as the charges are ringing up? Will E's husband enjoy his wife's gift? Does Tania really have to work? Will LaMurphette find the 3 police amigos? Who was the stranger who saved Shelly? Stay tuned for Part Sex, I mean 6. And don't miss the special Valentines Episode. Guy:
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Soapyscraps |
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I love it!
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malar2002 |
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Quote: And then an eating tirade too, in the company of my great friends MASAJ and Freebird aka Jamie? And I am a Police Woman in their august company actually finding clues? I am so happy! And Guy, you are a genius (sometimes Malar
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tmcguinn1 |
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I'd rather hear part sex.
Tricia
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Freebird2424 |
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OMG, Guy, this is just awesome!!!!
However did you know that my childhood dream was to be in law enforcement??? Also, like Malar, I love food and love to eat!!!! Hysterical. Keep em coming!!!! Jamie |
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Tania in Pennsylvania |
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Does part sex have anything to do with Valentine's Day...hmmm...
Thank for the offer to shop guys, but business before pleasure I guess. Great just when I though Gary in Pa. and I were reconnecting...this darn toe...a missed photo op, how unlike me...he's going to get suspicious... but it is for the sake of the family...sighDo I sence a skanky ho sister in my near future... Tania in Pennsylvania
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malar2002 |
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Quote: "Part sex?" Say, Tricia, I am just going: "Eh?" It is that part-Canadian in me ... Please explain, thanks! Malar
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Soapyscraps |
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I think she was refering to Guy's comment of:
Quote: Only Guy (or should I say A guy) would say that! |
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tmcguinn1 |
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Yup, uh-huh, that one! Thanks, Chris!
So, Malar, howz a-boat we crack a couple molsons and stay tuned for part sex? Tricia
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ImShellyC |
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If we know Guy part 6 will be part sex no matter what he calls it. After all Shelly has been saved by a stranger, Elizabeth bought a Teddy and Phillip is already having phone sex...
So Guy we haven't found out who hit the mysterious stranger Guy. Is he still out cold? Could he be Shelly's rescuer? Hmmm? ![]() |
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