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Tania in Pennsylvania		#61	[-]
Posts: 1224 (05/12/09 03:59:27) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	OMG Guy I love this story I'm so glad you continued it!!! Please write more, this is so fun!!!!! Surgery... and work "Bread and Breakfast" lol...and hiding it from Gary all while living in a tree house !! Where the hec is Gary's brother Timmy when I need him!!! I was hysterical when she ended up in the bath tub...I wonder if that is how they get places so fast in soaps.. The Magic Mirror!! The whole story is awesome!!! Tania in Pennsylvania Thanks to All4Jeva for Banner "Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever..." Guiding Light cancelled... I think I just felt my heart break... Please help save the Light!! All of my regret will wash away somehow, But I cannot forget the way I feel right now, Our lives are made in these small hours, These little wonders, these twists and turns of fate, Time falls away, but these small hours... these small hours still remain... ~ Little Wonders By Rob Thomas Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?- author unknown Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up.- Jesse Jackson Last Edited By: Tania in Pennsylvania 05/12/09 04:01:41. Edited 1 times.
MASAJ225		#62	[-]
Posts: 3970 (05/12/09 04:52:16) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Oooh, I missed this back in 07. I love being a cop..and I love to eat, so this is right up my alley. I'm so glad you started this back up so I could see it. (Thanks Princess for getting it started). Thanks Guy!
Soapyscraps		#63	[-]
Posts: 4312 (05/12/09 06:09:11) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	I missed the name of the hospital first time around "Maples". I mean, I saw it but it didn't "click" until this time around! LOL Loving it Guy, thanks!
ImShellyC		#64	[-]
Posts: 8546 (05/12/09 06:56:12) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	I fear Shelly will become an Octo-mom having swallowed those watermelon seeds.
Guy I		#65	[-]
Posts: 3028 (05/12/09 07:00:36) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Shelly, Did you peek????? Guy (Laughter IS the best medicine!)
ImShellyC		#66	[-]
Posts: 8550 (05/12/09 07:07:05) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	I went through Princess' mirror. I know ALL your secrets. (Insert evil laugh here)
Guy I		#67	[-]
Posts: 3029 (05/12/09 07:34:33) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Part 11....................... Gary is sitting in his new treehouse. He's watching Live Free and Die Hard on his 52" Plazma TV with 7.1 Dolby surrond sound. He's in his comfy leather rocker/recliner eating nachos and cheese and drinking his favorite brew when the phone rings. Hello, Hi Gary its Tim. Wassss Upppppp? Wasssss Upppppp! Wasssss Upppppppp? Nuttin wasssss suppppp! Hey Tim, I'm watching LVDH wanna come over and hang and have some beer and nachos. Yea, be right over, whats the combo to the tree elevator again? 5-2-7-........... As Malar, MASA and Freebird run into the bath room and find Princess laying there in the tub they look at at her with puzzlemment. Whats wrong with you Princess? Ahhh-haaaaa, what do you mean what is wrong with me! I'm stuck in the d*mn faucet, thats whats wrong. No, Princess, your face. Ahhhhh-haaaaa, whats wrong with my face. You, you look like that woman in the story. You know, the rich aunt. Ahhh-haaaa, I do not know what you mean. Dazie looks at the mystery woman. Something familiar about her. She looks like a woman she knows, but younger, much younger. Dahling, please get me a martini with three olives, and please, make it dry, not to dry, but a bit dry. Yes maam, have a seat here. That perfume, those eyes, that voice, she knows who it is but can't put her finger on it. How do you know me asks Dazie? I've known you since you were just a baby. But you haven't seen me for a long time. Where have you been asks Dazie? Been, huh, I don't know. I've been around I guess. But how can you have known me since I was a baby, when you are not much older than me. Dahling, trust me. We are blood. The desk sergeant asks the little girl, so these are your two mommies? No, they are my new friends, they just happen to be mommies and have similar names. So where is your mommy? Thats what we're trying to find out officer replies Mommy38. Can you help us please officer, asks RMMommy. Where was your mom last seen asks, the officer. She was right next to me, when we went shopping for my new puppy, said the little girl. And what is your name asks the officer. My name is ................................... Elizabeth gets up from the ground, stuffed and face full of water. She helps Shelly up but needs two hands to do so. Why Shelly! What? Look at your belly! Its huge! We'd better get you to Maples Hospital. Ohhhhh E, I don't feel so good. Well you shouldn't, you ate 12 pieces of watermellon. But you had 12 also. Yeah, but I spit out all the seeds. Well I did too. I think. C'mon, maybe the walk over to Maples will help. They get to the ER and E, asks if her friend can have a wheelchair. The nurse runs over and says MY GOD, this woman is about to give birth! No, no, says E, she just ate too much watermellon. But her water broke. No, said E, thats watermellon water juice. Lets get her to the examining room stat says the nurse. Tanya, resting after her surgery sees Dr. Ms Debbie come in. Well Doc, how did it go. It went fine, but we need you to call your husband for him to pick you up. You are ready for discharge. But I can't call my husband. He's so into his treehouse and I can't disturb him. Well we need to call someone to take you home. Call my brother in law. He'll come, I know he will. But doc, I can't go home with this bandage. But Tanya, you need to keep the bandage free of any shoe. Doc, my husband can't know. I need to cover this toe. Timmy gets to the tree house elevator, and begins punching in the code when his cell phone rings. Hmmmm, its Tanya. Yea baby, whats up. I need for you, and you alone, to come to Cleveland Hand and Foot Hospital and pick me up. But please, don't tell Gary. Tim says ok, and hangs up. He continues to press the code. The door opens and then closes behind him He arrives in the tree house where Gary greets him. Wasssssss Uppppppp! Wasssss Uppppppp. Wasssss Uppppppp. Nuttin. Hey, I need to borrow your mutlucks. My mutlucks? Yes replies Tim. Why, you going to Alaska. No. I just need them. Ok, they're over in the closet. Ok, I'll be back. I've got to run on an errand. Who could this mystery woman look like? Who's the lady in the tub? Will the two mommies find the little girls mommy? What will they find wrong with Shelly? Whats with the mutlucks? An elevator in a tree house??? Stay tuned for Part 12. Guy (Laughter IS the best medicine!) Last Edited By: Guy I 05/12/09 08:15:28. Edited 3 times.
yellowrose1		#68	[-]
Posts: 2320 (05/12/09 08:32:54) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	What can I say. Ahhh haaa LUV ya Guy!!
ImShellyC		#69	[-]
Posts: 8552 (05/12/09 08:42:09) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	E needs to become Mayor and give me some cushy government job to support these kids I may be having.
Tania in Pennsylvania		#70	[-]
Posts: 1226 (05/12/09 09:26:10) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Of course an elevator in a tree house you don't think I'd live in just any old tree house do you?! I might have a ratty old diseased toe... and be relying a little too much on the old brother-in-law... but I do have some standards!! For heaven sake we have children to set examples for!! I love the whole sl...too funny please keep going!!! Tania in Pennsylvania Thanks to All4Jeva for Banner "Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever..." Guiding Light cancelled... I think I just felt my heart break... Please help save the Light!! All of my regret will wash away somehow, But I cannot forget the way I feel right now, Our lives are made in these small hours, These little wonders, these twists and turns of fate, Time falls away, but these small hours... these small hours still remain... ~ Little Wonders By Rob Thomas Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?- author unknown Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up.- Jesse Jackson
daziedaze		#71	[-]
Posts: 6224 (05/12/09 09:57:32) Moderator Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Poor poor Shelly with all those watermelons! I swear I thought you were cheif of police! Thanks Guy I cant wait for more! DAZIELICIOUS DAZIEDAZE"S NAUGHTY ALTER EGO You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me God must love stupid people; He made so many. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on Lycan Lover Guiding Light Central CALL, WRITE, BEG COMPLAIN, PROMISE THEM YOUR FIRST BORN, HELP SAVE GUIDINGLIGHT
ImShellyC		#72	[-]
Posts: 8559 (05/12/09 10:51:58) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	No you suggested that I be chief of police, but I'm just E's campaign manager and sidekick right now. Maybe after E becomes mayor....
Guy I		#73	[-]
Posts: 3037 (05/12/09 11:13:46) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Well I could make you the plumber that gets Princess's toe out of the faucet. LOL! Guy (Laughter IS the best medicine!)
ImShellyC		#74	[-]
Posts: 8561 (05/12/09 11:31:10) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Hey they make good money, but I would have to have REALLY cheap daycare.
yellowrose1		#75	[-]
Posts: 2322 (05/13/09 08:09:31) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Don't TOUCH my toe! I can't stand for anyone to touch my feet. Leemie alone,I'll get it out someway.
ImShellyC		#76	[-]
Posts: 8577 (05/13/09 08:27:34) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	I'll bring you some lard Princess and you can grease it up and it will pop right out.
Guy I		#77	[-]
Posts: 3051 (05/14/09 22:55:46) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Part 12............................. Phillip is basking in the heat and glory of being in Hollywood. He's shown to a room where they are to participate in another audition round. This time he can play his guitar. He knows song choice is very important so he gives it alot of thought. Maybe his Aunt Princess could help. He dials he number. Dazie brings Licious her martini. Is there anything else I can get you? No my dearm this will do for now, but have a seat. I'd like to talk with you. At that moment her cell phone rings. Dazie recognizes the callers ring from Princess's phone. Hello says Licious. Aunt P, this is Phillip. I need some help on a song choice for my Hollywood audition. Well then, lets make it somethin hot, something wild. Phillip, my choice is "Notorious" by Lover Boy. But Aunt P, thats a little heavy, too heavy without a band. Just do it Phillip. Dazie is in shock as to why this strange woman would not only have but answer Princess's cell phone and be recognized by Phillip as well. Who is this woman. Back at the mansion, The woman in Princess's tub is waiting for the plumber. At that moment there is a rap on the door. She sends MASA down to get him. He comes up and hands the woman his card. Ahhh-haaaa, it says here Mr. Jonathan Randolf that you are insured. Mmmm-haaaa I hope so. Now get my toe out immediately. I must change out of this wet mink and hosery. Malar and Freebird look at eachother then this lady who is supposed to be Princess. Who is she they wonder. Shelly is rushed to the OR and first a sonogram of her huge stomach. E, runs by her side saying she'll be right outside in the waiting room. Shelly screams to her, you did this to me! E, puzzled just replies, I just gave you watermellon! The nurse splashes on cold "gell" on Shelly's belly. They put the sonogram camera on different points of her stomach. They don't find any baby's, just 10 growing watermellon seeds. The doctor says they have two ways to get those seeds out. Either C section or option number 2.................................. Down the road from Maples Hospital is a book store. Books about Lighthouses of all types around the world and CD's, and calendars with Lighthouses imprinted on them, and windchimes with lighthouses . The store is owned by a long time native of CCville, Lighthouse. Her first customer of the day is Kohari. She makes her way along each row of books, and delicate windchimes. She has her attention on the items and not where she is going. She bumps into Guy, and excuses herself for not paying attention. Not to worry he says. Tania is driven to the treehouse. At the elevator Tim punches in the code. They get in and proceed up. When the dor opens she is swept off her feet by Gary and twirls her around, not once, not twice, but 4 times. Tania starts to feel a little dizzy and sternly requests that he stops twirling her around. Gary stops and puts her down, and uncontrolably she unsteadly wobbles to and fro and backs into the counch and collapses. Her legs go up and Gary notices the mutlucks. Hey hun, whats with the mutlucks? It ain't winter. Here, let me pull them off your feet. NO! Wait! As Phillip's turn arrives, he approcahes the stage and faces the jusges. They easily recognize him from his previous audition in Dallas. They ask what are you going to sing for us. Phillip replies, Notorious by Lover Boy. All judges look up at him and stare. Simon is the first to speak, thats a brave song for just one guitar. Yes it is replies Phillip., my Aunt likes this song. Then give it a go says Simon, for your Auntie. Wellllllllllllllll, whats with Licious using Princess's cell phone. Who is the lady in the tub? What was Guy doing in a lighthouse book store? What procedure lies ahead for Shelly? Will Gary find out whats under the mutlucks? How will Notorious go with only one guitar. Sounds like another cliffhanger lies ahead. Guy (Laughter IS the best medicine!)
ImShellyC		#78	[-]
Posts: 8591 (05/15/09 05:36:44) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	I don't like the sound of option number 2!!!!!!!!!!!
Tania in Pennsylvania		#79	[-]
Posts: 1245 (05/16/09 07:46:36) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Now this is cliffhanger Friday!!!! Tania in Pennsylvania Thanks to All4Jeva for Banner "Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever..." Guiding Light cancelled... I think I just felt my heart break... Please help save the Light!! All of my regret will wash away somehow, But I cannot forget the way I feel right now, Our lives are made in these small hours, These little wonders, these twists and turns of fate, Time falls away, but these small hours... these small hours still remain... ~ Little Wonders By Rob Thomas Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?- author unknown Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up.- Jesse Jackson
Guy I		#80	[-]
Posts: 3086 (05/29/09 10:35:46) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Part 13........................ With a big tug, the left mutluk comes off to reveal a big bandaged toe and foot. What happened asked Gary. Well shnookims, I had this ingrown toe nail. And it started to get worse, and the pain was getting to be too much. Why didn't you say something to me. Well, said Tania, you were so dedicated to the kids treehouse, and then you started to make it bigger and now you have this great big room and I thought...............Wait, you didn't want to bother me. You can tell me anything. You feel a treehouse is more important than your toe? You sound like Reva on the story you watch. But Gary, oh, Tania, oh Gary, oh Tania. Can I show you the bedroom part of the tree house. Yes my shnooks, ok my cupcake. Gary lifts her up and carries her off. Tim yells out, make a quicky Gary, the hockey game starts in 10 minutes! Licious calls Dazie over and asks if she would look into her eyes. Dazie, thinking this woman is weird, but says, what the hell, bends over to look deep into her eyes. She sees a woman she knows. A woman she has seen often, a woman she feels is a part of her. Licious says, ahhhh, you see me now don't you. Dazie says, Pricncess? Is that you? Yes my dear, it is me. It is a part of me that lived and longed to come out. What do you mean, asks Dazie. A mirror my dear. I saw myself in a mirror I purchased. It called me, it pulled me in. I could not help myself. When I came through I was outside your Inn. But I must tell you something, you my dear, and Phillip, and me, we are related. You and Phillip are cousins. Cousins??? How? Why? Who? Ahh haaaa ladies. Tell this Jonathan to hurry up and get me from this wretched tub. My fir is starting to smell like a dead rat. Jonathan gets his brush and can from his bag and begins applying some cream around the base of this lady's toe. Once complete, he grabs the foot and pulls the tow out of the tub faucet. How I got into this tub is beyond me. MASA asks who she is. Ahhh-haaaa, I am Alex, but you can call me Alexsis. But how did you get in the tub. Why dearie, I was in my home, just about to leave for a luncheon at the club when I looked into the mirror by the doorway and as I was admiring myself I was suddenly drawn into the damn thing head first. Seconds later I found myself in this dastardly tub with my toe stuck. But you're in Princesses mansion, said Malar. Where is Princess, asks MASA. So what is option number 2 doctor. Well, it involves alot of pushing and alot of breathing. Are you familiar with Lamaize. Yes I am. But how can I push out watermellon seeds. Oh I know, says Elizabeth. You're going to spit them out. I'm going to what!!!! Yes, thats about the extent of it said the doctor. It will be like doing crunches, but faster and more vigorously. The nurse says, I'll get the target doctor. What target asks Elizabeth. Oh its a little game we play when we have this sort of thing. Phillip, standing before the judges in Hollywood, decides not to sing Notorious as his aunt requested. At the last minute he tells the judges he will instead sing Free Bird by Lenard Skinnard. He begins playing the intro to Free Biord, and the eyes of the judges are on him. Phillip begins singing and the jaws of Simon and Kara drop and Paula closes her eyes smiling. The room echoes from the strong guitar tune and the voice of Phillip as everyone in the seats, fellow auditioners, and the judges listen. Alexis, and Princess, could they be related? Is Gary going to make it in tiome for the drop of the puck? Will the judges send Phillip to the next round? Will Shelly hit the target? Will Guy get the nerve to write another continuing part of this saga? Stay tuned for Part 14 and see. Guy (Laughter IS the best medicine!)

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