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Posts: 8685 (05/29/09 12:02:34) |
  
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Tania in Pennsylvania |
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Posts: 1282 (05/29/09 17:17:20) |
"Make it quick Gary the hockey game starts in ten minutes..."
Geez... that Tim is a real charmer... I can see why I trusted him so much... lol. "Is Gary going to make it in time for the drop of the puck?" Why do I get the feeling it isn't going to be smooth sailing in the tree house for very long?! 
I love the whole story Guy keep it coming!!! 
Tania in Pennsylvania
"Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever..." |
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MASAJ225 |
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Posts: 4061 (06/01/09 06:19:20) |
Will Guy get the nerve to write another continuing part of this saga?I hope so!!! 
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ElizabethF |
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Posts: 18568 (06/03/09 10:37:52) Board Administrator |
LOL, this is great!
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yellowrose1 |
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Posts: 2344 (06/06/09 06:20:22) |
I've GOT to get some ink for my printer,I've got to print this out.
Guy,My dear...You are a N U T ! |
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kohari |
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Posts: 464 (06/16/09 12:42:36) |
i really do think that they should hire you to write for the rest of gl's time..you are very funny.
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Guy I |
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Posts: 3328 (10/01/09 11:54:14) |
Part 14....................
Tania realized that all of Gary's efforts of making the dream treehouse had become too overwhelming for her. She limps towards Gary who is sitting on the leather recliner, beer in hand, bowl of nachos and cheese on his lap, waiting for the Eagles to kickoff. She says, Gary, I can't begin to tell you how much this all means to me. You have made no limits on the technical aspects of the home theater setup, and the matching leather recliners, and the screened in bedroom complete with bed canopy and mirrored ceilings and wall, and sky roof that opens and closes. But, Gary responds, I feel a but coming. Yes my love, there is a but. You did not make an eat in kitchen. You know how I love preparing meals and eating in the kitchen. So, Gary responds. We eat in the living room. I have 5 TV monitors set up so we can watch the Eagles, and the Steelers and of course the Phillies and Pirates. We can also watch movies to yours and my likings. But Gary, as she turns to run to the bedroom, she stubs her surgically repaired toe on the end table. She screams in pain and Gary quickly turns. Elixabeth starts with the limaze breathing technique on Shelly. Breathe she says, breathe deep, and let it out slowly. I am breathing for crying out loud, Shelly shouts. You try lining up these mellon seeds in your uterous and see how that feels. Ok, now lie back and take aim on the target nurse Kohari put on the wall. I AM AIMIMNG shouts Shelly. Ok now Elizabeth, Push! Elizabeth places her hand on Shelly's protruding stomach and pushes down lightly. A seed begins to come out. No Elizabeth, shouts the doctor, push hard, its coming. Now PUSH!! Elizabeth pushes down with a force of ten and 4 seeds shoot out hitting the wall below the target. Shelly lets out a scream. ACK, Elizabeth responds. The doctor says better. Now push harder. HOW MANY SEEDS ARE LEFT TO COME OUT, shouts Shelly. Well, says the doctor. There are approximately 8 seeds per piece of watermellon and you ate 8 slices, so there are................I CAN DO THE MATH DOCTOR!!! JUST GET THESE SEEDS OUT!! Push agai, Elizabeth pushes down with all her might. and 8 seeds hit the target just below the center. Very good says the doctor! Again. OHHHHHHHHH!! Again! ACK!!!!! Princess calls Phillip in his hotel room. Congratulations for making the cut to Las Vegas. I know your voice will put you into the top 10. Thank you Aunt Frances. I will sing my next song in your honor. You will, Princess asks. Yes, the Yellow Rose of Texas. Oh my, that is my favorit song. Phillipp tells her he is making the final revisions to the song and is ready to go rehearse it with the band. You go give em hell says Princess. I will says Phillip. As Phillip walks down the hall and about to enter the elevator he sees Simon Cowell in the elevator, alone. Simon its you. Hello Phillip. Wellllll, what will Gary do now that Tania hurt her toe again. Will he continue watching the Eagles, will Tania make it to the ER on her own. Will Shelly make it through the seed shooting parody. Will Elizabeth shout ACK! again. Will Phillip sing to Simon in the elevator. Will Simon invite Phillip to the bar and buy him a drink. Stay tuned for these and other SL's in PART 15. So my friends, stayed tuned for episodes of our board friends here on GL Central.  Your Board Writer
 
 
Guy (Laughter IS the best medicine!) |
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ImShellyC |
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Posts: 9220 (10/01/09 12:42:30) |
"ACK, Elizabeth responds."
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yellowrose1 |
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Posts: 2448 (10/03/09 09:00:27) |
Go,Guy!!!
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Tania in Pennsylvania |
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Posts: 1710 (10/11/09 18:52:15) |
Ohhhh... my aching toe
  ... however I would take it over the 'watermelon seed' situation...
Tania in Pennsylvania
"Because I love you...I love you like the thunder loves the lightening... like the wind loves the rain... I love you... always..."~de Armand Amar |
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MASAJ225 |
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Posts: 4293 (10/13/09 08:41:32) |
Hey, I guess I disappeared in the mansion! Great story Guy!
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ImShellyC |
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Posts: 9250 (10/13/09 09:10:00) |
I'm sure you will pop up again soon and maybe Elizabeth will see you and say "Ack!!"
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Posts: 9787 (10/13/09 09:20:46) |
I hope I reappear too, producing the same effect on Miss Ellie - that would be fun!
My favourite part was Shelly receiving Lamaze breathing lessons from Ellie  Thanks, Guy!
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MASAJ225 |
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Posts: 4294 (10/13/09 10:59:32) |
I'm sure you will pop up again soon and maybe Elizabeth will see you and say "Ack!!" 
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Guy I |
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Posts: 3347 (10/13/09 11:07:15) |
Part 15............................
MASA, Malar, and Freebird (key music by Lenard Skynard Free Bird.......) get into the squad car. MASA gets behind the wheel. Malar and Freebird both yell at the same time "SHOTGUN!!!!!!" MASA jumps out of the car and onto the pavement with her hands over her head. Malar asks her, what on earth are you doing on the ground? MASA said you yelled shotgun I thought someone was taking aim at us. Get in the car MASA that was just us wanting to get in the front seat. Oh! Ok. As she gets back into the drivers seat she again hears......"SHOTGUN!!!" Soapy leaves the the Central Towers Restaurant where she had put in a long day, in fact a double shift. She was tired, irritable, and really needed a pick me up. As she gets ready to hail a cab she hears her name being called by her two friends, Mommy38 and RMMommy (the 2 mommies). They ask her where she is going. I'd love to go home and take a nice hot bubble bath and enjoy a glass of wine while soaking up the suds. Mommy38 said, that can wait. How about joining us for some drinks and some male dancing. It was ladies night over at the Halo Club. Soapy hesitated and with alot of "c'mon's" she finally gives into the temt\ptation. She says, why not. But I hear that club is pretty risque. Nah, said RMMommy, they have male waiters and dancers and the drinks are great and they play some really great music. RMMommy said and its close, its just around the corner. As they begin walking around the corner, a cab pulls up. So, take a fare from me will you. Well I'll show you. I need this fare money for my vacation to Tahiti, and I need just another grand to get there. The female driver slowly drives the cab around the corner following Soapy and the 2 Mommies. She keeps her distance as to not attract attention. A few blocks further she watches the three women go into the club. She parks the cab a block further down the street and walks back to the club. She makes sure she is all posh and heads into the club well behind the three ladies. I CAN'T PUSH ANYMORE!!!!!!! Yes you can Elizabeth replies. Only a few more and your done. Please, push again. I"LL NEVER EAT ANOTHER WATERMELLON AGAIN!!! Yes you will says Elizabeth, I'm having a southern picnic party at my house next summer, you'll be there, We're having fried chicken, watermellon, potato salad, macaroni salad, ham barbque, and lots of mint julips. OH PLEASE E NO MORE TALK OF FOOD!!!! Push, OHHHHHHHHH, thats it, now breathe and push hard. Elizabeth puts all her weight on the protruding syomach of Shelly and bears down as hard as she can. A rapid fire of seeds come out hitting the bulles eye and the doctor announces, great job! But as Shelly begins to relax Elizabeth switches sides so she can push from the other side of the bed for better leverage, then all of a suddedn, another burst of seeds comes out. ACCCCCCKKKK!!!!! MASA, Malar and Freebird (key in the Freebird song by Lenard Skynard) pull up to the light in front of the Halo Club. They each spotted a female entering the club that looked very suspicious and familiar. Home base this is Zebra 3. Go ahead Zebra 3. Malar begins describing the woman they saw walk into the Halo club after parking a cab a block down the street. Be advised Zebra 3, approach with caution. Do not approach the woman, wait for back up. Inside the club a male waiter comes over to the Soapy and the 2 Mommies. Hi cutie, whats your name asks Mommy38. Randall, Jonathan Randall. I will be serving you tonight. Well, who is the mysterious woman the cops are after? Why did Elizabeth shout Acccckkk! What will Jonathan be serving the ladies? Stay tuned for Part 16 of As The Bold And Restless Board Light Turns. Your Board Writer
Guy (Laughter IS the best medicine!)
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malar2002 |
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Posts: 9794 (10/13/09 11:33:59) |
... Miss Ellie might not get to it for a while, so I thought I will be helpful and post this for her
Thanks a lot, Guy! Say, how are you feeling, Big Fellow? |
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Guy I |
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Posts: 3348 (07/30/24 11:55:53) |
Big Fellow?????? I feel like the Lone Ranger's horse - Silver. He always called his horse big fellow. Gee, and I thought you liked me. Other than that
I'm ok.
LOL!!!
Guy (Laughter IS the best medicine!) |
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malar2002 |
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Posts: 9799 (10/14/09 08:10:13) |
Glad to know you are OK! And yes, I do like you, a whole heck of a lot, which is why you got my very special term of endearment 
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MASAJ225 |
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Posts: 4295 (10/14/09 14:06:51) |
Thanks for letting me back in the story Guy!!
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